hi everyone i'm andré and i watch a million tv series
dior:

"The future is gold". J’adore Dior, the new film, starring Charlize Theron. 

dior:

"The future is gold". J’adore Dior, the new film, starring Charlize Theron. 

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

blackspinelli:

brownglucose:

Awesome!

I read that Senegal has also been declared Ebola free. This makes me so happy.

Pokémon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back Trivia Gifs

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

spookygayharpist:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS


thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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bewbin:

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

Korra Alone

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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avatartom:

Fathers tasking their children

nickimlnaj:

whitegirlsaintshit:

modelingschool:

modelingschool:

herculeanluxe:

how is this possible

Yeazsssssd

I’ve watched this 27 times

GO THE FUCK OFF ONIKA

Slay

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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badass animated ladies [5/?] princess azula.

dt